Grimshaw's World
Login   Search
Skip Navigation Links
Home
Charlotte and Anthony
Kevin's Birthday
Kath's Birthday
Holidays
Hong Kong
Weddings
NU Ten Pin Bowling
Andrew's Stag Night
Snow
Jokes
Grimshaw Links
Other Links
Copter Game
Swing Commanders
Caprica
Bolton April 2009
Peter's 50th Birthday Party
New York
Playa Praiso
France
Cruise
China
Scroll up
Scroll down
Gallery 1
Gallery 2
Gallery 3
Scroll up
Scroll down
Rob and Jane
Cathy and Andrew
Rebecca and Tony
Scroll up
Scroll down
Gallery 1
Gallery 2
Gallery 3
Gallery 4
Scroll up
Scroll down
National Conference
Scroll up
Scroll down
Animals
Beer
Blondes
Football
General
Images
Labels
Newspapers
One Liners
Words of Wisdom
Scroll up
Scroll down
Books
DVD's
House
Scroll up
Scroll down
Popular Club - Accrington
Scroll up
Scroll down
Skip Navigation Links>Jokes>Football

10/05/01

David Beckham

David Beckham decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. The horse gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace as Posh stands back in admiration, but then he begins to slip from the saddle. In terror he grabs the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along,
seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, he gives up his frail grasp and he attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup, now he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over. Posh stands there frantic,
unable to do anything to help as his head is battered against the ground. He is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune..... The Sainsbury's security guard sees him, leans over, and unplugs the horse

(C) 2007 Kevin Grimshaw