Labels (8/2/01)
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap
Some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head
On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body
On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: may cause drowsiness
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning, keep out of children
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On Sainsbury's Peanuts
Warning: contains nuts
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands